what to wear home from the hospital

The doctors want to tell you what to wear to the hospital. A black dress, comfortable shoes, and your favorite hat are all they think you should wear. If you are a lady, you might be thinking that you don’t want to leave the house in anything but your “business” dress.

My mother and I were talking about this on the phone and she said, “Well, I’m not really into all that stuff, but you never know. One thing I do know is that you’re going to look like a zombie in that dress.” I guess that is true.

Yeah, the whole dress thing is ridiculous. For one, black is not the best color for a hospital gown. And two, a lot of people are going to be wearing jeans and t-shirts, but it will be a lot more comfortable if you wear your hospital gown. Also, we should not be doing this in a hospital.